I formed the El Cat Investigation Team in Pirates

"Well... my head hurts..."

Xie Wen woke up from a hangover, rubbed his head vigorously, and struggled to get up from the bed.

"What happened yesterday?"

Looking at the cats lying around him in various strange postures around the room, Xie Wen tried hard to trace his memories before the fragment in his mind.

In fact, there is nothing to remember. Except for the normal welcome banquet held at the beginning to celebrate Cuixiang Cat's joining, Xie Wen's subsequent memory was only a little orange cat who kept passing him wine, and then he kept drink……

"hiss……"

Just recalling the scene at that time, Xie Wen felt his eyes shaking, and he seemed to be a little drunk again.

Shaking his head to wake himself up again, Xie Wen looked at the cats around him again...

Fortunately, Keli Miao and the cats in the kindergarten group were not there. It seemed that Cuixiang Miao still listened to what he said.

but……

Master Xiang Feihu has not been able to escape Cuixiang Meow’s weird talent of persuading people to drink...

Xie Wen looked at Huamei Miao, who had half of her body hanging out of the bed and half of her tongue sticking out. She still couldn't hold it back and covered her mouth and giggled.

in addition……

Dudus, can a thing like a Devil Fruit and an arm guard be drunk? !

While complaining in his heart, Xie Wen carefully carried all the drunken cats to the bed and arranged them, and then he walked out of the cabin while rubbing his still aching head.

"Brother Xie Wen, wake up, meow!"

(=`=)

The little puppet who was telling Shirahoshi and Suixiang about "Naruto the Cat" on the deck immediately pounced on Xie Wen when he noticed him coming out.

However, after the little puppet humped his arms a few times out of habit, it quickly stopped acting coquettishly, leaned back hard, and pulled its little head far away.

"Hey - Brother Xie Wen smells so bad, meow!"

(=ˇˇ=)

Keli Miao said with a look of disgust: "Sister Cuixiang's smell of alcohol smells very good, Miao!"

Xie Wen raised his hand and smelled it. It seemed to have a bit of a sour smell, so he pinched Keli Miao's little face angrily, and then deliberately hugged her and rubbed her twice.

"You think I stink? Huh?"

"Hahahaha! Help meow!"

The little puppet laughed and waved its little claws, and then quickly broke away from Xie Wen's arms.

"Brother Xie Wen just stinks! He stinks so much, meow!"

(=`=)

Kelimiao, who had escaped some distance, made a face at Xie Wen.

Xie Wen did not continue to fool around with her, but waved his hand and planned to take a bath first.

Then he bumped into Robin who happened to come out of the bathroom and was still wiping his hair with a towel.

The key is……

She was only wearing a bath towel!

Xie Wen's eyes unconsciously fell on the other person's skin full of moisture, and he subconsciously covered his nose.

"Can't wait to see my maid outfit now?"

Robin didn't scream or be shy when he was hit, and he didn't even do anything like protecting his chest. He just stood in front of Xie Wen so generously, and even said jokingly: "But I haven't had time to buy it yet. ah."

What is this called? !

After coming back to his senses, Xie Wen reluctantly withdrew his gaze, then rolled his eyes, "What image do I have in your eyes?"

"Hmm... a pervert who likes maids?"

Robin tilted his head playfully.

Xie Wen: "..."

"Keke, okay, I won't tease you anymore."

Robin covered her mouth and chuckled, and then she wrapped herself in a bath towel, basically squeezing against Xie Wen's body in the narrow passage. Even when the bath towel was slightly pulled off, she just walked in slowly. I mentioned it to him, but he didn’t seem to care at all that he was being taken advantage of by Xie Wen...

Robin in the comics didn't care much about welfare, but this was the first time Xie Wen encountered it.

But there were so many children on the boat, so he could only feast his eyes on it.

Xie Wen sighed with regret and got into the bathroom.

By the time Xie Wen returned to the deck after taking a bath, the other cats had also woken up and were sitting in a circle drinking the hangover soup made by Sanji.

"Brother Xie Wen, give this to you!"

(=ΦωΦ=)

The caring little angel Kelimeow ran over holding a soup bowl, "Brother Sanji said you will feel better after drinking this, meow!"

"Kelly still feels sorry for me!"

Xie Wen took the hangover soup, picked up Kelimiao and kissed her hard.

Needless to say, Sanji Miao's craftsmanship is needless to say. After drinking a bowl of hangover soup, Xie Wen felt much more comfortable and his head was not so heavy.

"Then..." Xie Wen put down the soup bowl and looked at the cats, including Huamei Miao, who were preparing to sneak away, "It's time to give you a bath, you smell of alcohol!"

"Oops! I still have experiments to do, meow! Check-it!"

Meowrya stopped posing and ran towards the laboratory.

However, how could Xie Wen let her escape? Cang Lanxing stepped forward and scooped her into his arms.

"Wait, wait a minute, meow!" Xiao Dejuan struggled hard, "I can invent a spray to remove odors, so there is no need to take a bath at all, meow!"

Charmi patted her chest happily, "Fortunately, I ate the thunder fruit, meow~"

Link's cat, like Sanji's cat, is a rare cat that is not afraid of water, so instead of running away, he jumped on Xie Wen's shoulder.

As for Nyajuro and Huameiyan, who had been caught and bathed several times by Xie Wen, they seemed relatively calm, but of course our Lord Xiang Feihu couldn't suffer such a big loss in vain...

"Although it's not necessary, I think Suixiang, as the culprit, should accompany us to take a shower, nya."

"Hiccup... meow?"

Cuixiang Meow Cat, who was holding a wine gourd and drinking heavily, was confused, "Why do you still have something to do with me, Meow?"

"This is to teach you a lesson, so that you don't have to drink alcohol for us in the future!" Hua Mei Meow quickly came up with a reasonable explanation.

Xie Wen thought about it and felt that it made sense, so he came to Cuixiangmiao's side and took the little drunk cat who was still in a daze into his arms.

"Oops! This is going to give me a headache, meow..." Cuixiang meow, who was caught by Xie Wen, did not resist, but smacked her lips with regret and muttered: "Then I won't be able to find drinking friends in the future, meow? "

"It's okay to drink with you, as long as you don't get us drunk like yesterday." Xie Wen scratched her chin and said.

"Meow hahahahaha..."

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Cuixiang scratched her head and said with great self-knowledge: "I can't remember such troublesome things after I'm happy, meow."

"Don't worry, I will let you remember it well, meow!"

Master Xiang Feihu glared at the little drunk cat who made him take a bath, and said through gritted teeth.

"Really? Then I'll trouble you!" Cuixiang Meow didn't hear the threat in Xiao Lihua's tone at all, but responded happily: "After the bath, let's have a drink together, Meow!"

Hua Mei Meow: "..."

Xie Wen watched the interaction between the two cats with great interest, and found that Cuixiang Meow's carefree temperament seemed to be quite restrained by Master Xiang Feihu.

However, when Xie Wen brought the cats to the bathroom, the originally relaxed atmosphere suddenly became tense. Even the carefree Cuixiang, Xie Wen could clearly feel that her body suddenly stiffened. few.

I thought you weren't afraid of taking a bath either...

Xie Wen glanced at Cuixiangmiao in a funny way, who didn't even want to drink.

"Then let's start with you, the 'culprit'!"

"No, meow-!"

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