Zombieland: I own a coffin shop

A zombie in the late stage of black stiffness who was wearing a black robe, but his body was full of signs of smoke and fire, with a green face and fangs, was glaring at Su Yang and the others with a murderous face at the moment.

The other is an old woman with a cane, gray-headed, with signs of burning in many places on her clothes, and bursts of green light in her eyes at this moment.

"What the hell is this old woman, why can't you see her realm all the time?

And there is yin qi and demon qi on the body, it's really strange!!"

The four-eyed Taoist looked at the old woman standing in front, and a trace of doubt flashed on his face, and then shouted:

"Hey, old woman, who are you a human or a demon!"

"Truly...... Is it a human or a demon?"

As soon as the four-eyed Dao Chang's voice fell, the old woman in front of her couldn't help but laugh strangely, and then the body of the decaying twilight burst out with a rich yin and demon energy, and said slowly: "Do you guess I am a human or a demon?"

"I guess, half-human, half-demon!"

As soon as the old woman's voice fell, Su Yang said slowly: "If I'm not mistaken, I'm afraid you're already dead, but a black cat demon is attached to your body, right?"

"Whew!!"

As soon as Su Yang's words fell, the old woman's eyes suddenly looked at Su Yang, and there was a hint of coldness in her eyes and said, "Boy, you are really smarter than that Taoist priest."

You're right, I'm half-human, half-demon, an old woman who is dying and was saved by a black cat!"

"The one next to you is your wife, right?

Su Yang looked at the hideous black stiff and continued to ask.

"Truly...... What a clever lad, that's right, I killed him!!"

The old woman's eyes showed a hint of hatred, and she said slowly.

"Nephew, this ...... What's going on?" The four-eyed Taoist on the side couldn't help but open his mouth wide, and his face was full of doubt.

"Do you want to know what's going on? I'll tell you!"

Immediately after, the old woman's voice came again, and the surrounding scene suddenly changed!

This is a sparsely populated village with only 100 households!!

An old man in his sixties was lying on the bed, already dying, and it was estimated that he would return to the West in a short time.

Next to the bed, there was also an old man with gray hair, and a black cat next to him, looking at the owner lying on the bed, silently distracted!

"Whew...... You come out with me!!"

A middle-aged doctor patted the shoulder of the old man next to him and walked towards the door.

"Doctor, what's wrong with my wife?" the old man asked, standing outside the door, looking at the doctor who had just diagnosed his wife.

"Alas, no, let's get ready for the future!"

The doctor showed a trace of regret on his face, and after finishing speaking, he turned around and left, leaving only the old man standing alone outside the door, sighing and sighing!!

Night!!

The black cat squatting at the head of the bed, looking at the old woman who still had half a breath left on the bed, slowly stood up and walked towards the old woman.

The body of the black cat slowly blended into the old woman's body!!

Following!!

The old woman found the dead cat at the head of the bed, and with thoughtful eyes in her eyes, the body was taken by the old man to be buried.

Since then, the old woman's health has improved, and she can even work in the field, and everyone says that the old woman is the reason for the good fortune she usually accumulates.

But as time went on, the old woman's belly actually started to grow!

The doctor said she was pregnant!!

This time, it was undoubtedly a bombshell dropped in the village, and everyone was in an uproar.

It seems that the old man is still not old!

The old man was sullen, because as early as a few years ago, the two of them had no life, how could they get pregnant?

Labor is fast approaching!!

On this day, all the people in the village showed up at the old man's house, wanting to see the sixty-year-old give birth to a child.

"Meow ......!!"

But then, a cat meow woke everyone up, and the old woman did not give birth to a child.

It's a cat.

A cat that died after barking.

Everyone was stunned, and their faces were in disbelief.

Three days later, the old woman was kicked out of the house, and she went west without knowing where she was going.

And the old man was poked in the backbone day and night.

A few guys in the village who took a fancy to the old man's field planned to treat the old man as a bad thing and burn him to death.

That night, he helped the old man and put him in the dungeon, and told everyone that he would burn the demon tomorrow.

All of them were indignant and agreed, if it weren't for the fact that the old woman had been driven away, the old woman would have been burned to death!

On the second day, when people went to the dungeon to look for the old man, they found that the old man was gone.

Seven days later.

A zombie appears in the village, bites everyone to death, and follows the old woman here.

The old woman commanded the black cat to steal the corpse, feeding the old man who had turned into a zombie with yin qi, and it would be better if there were living people.

"Whew!!"

At this moment, a sharp cat's claw suddenly grabbed towards Su Yang, and a loud explosion broke out in the air in an instant.

"Boom!!"

In the next second, I saw Su Yang, who was still as sluggish as the four-eyed Taoist, suddenly raised the hundred-year-old peach wood sword in his hand and blocked the old woman's attack.

After the old woman's claws caught the peachwood sword, a puff of black smoke suddenly rose, and there was a burning smell in the air.

Immediately shocked, he hurriedly retreated, and then looked at Su Yang, who was holding a peachwood sword in his hand, with a shocked face: "How is it possible, how could you come out of the environment so quickly!"

"Cats and foxes make good use of the environment, this cloudy sky, the use of illusion can indeed be handy, but you don't know, my cicada girl specializes in monsters like you!"

As soon as Su Yang's words fell, he saw a finger-sized cicada girl slowly flying onto Su Yang's shoulder, and a faint smile appeared on her delicate face and said coquettishly: "Hmph, old witch, you dare to hurt your master!"

"Hey, nephew, what's going on?"

At this time, the four-eyed Taoist next to him also woke up under the influence of the cicada lady.

Immediately, looking at the peachwood sword in Su Yang's hand, and then at the palm of the old woman's hand, he suddenly knew seventy-seven-eighty-eight!

At this moment, the old woman's palms had turned into cat's claws, and her nails had become slender and sharp, as if she could tear the void when she waved it.

"Senior nephew, can I ask you a question?"

The four-eyed Taoist chief was a little embarrassed and said, "This old woman, why did she give birth to a cat?"

This kind of question has to be asked to the nephew, it is a shame to find someone to be a teacher and uncle!

"The soul of the black cat demon entered the old woman's body and gave his life to the old woman!

But the soul of the black cat demon can't stay in the old woman's body all the time, otherwise it will gradually erode the old woman's consciousness and become a seizure!

Therefore, the black cat demon gave birth to his soul as if he were a child, and died after screaming, and then went to the underworld to be reincarnated.

And what was left in the old woman's body was the cultivation of the black cat demon and the essence power of the soul.

Later, the old woman was kicked out of the house, and I think he must have met someone who taught him the art of controlling the corpse and learned to control his own strength!

Finally, take revenge by making your own man into a zombie!

Woman, I'm right!"

Looking at the old woman in front of him, Su Yang spoke.

"Truly...... Smart is smart, but you're going to die soon, as long as my black zombie devours the essence blood of the two of you Night Fangshi, my strength will be further improved.

In the Bliss League, no one dares to ignore my old woman. "

The old woman showed a gloomy smile on her face, and then controlled the black stiff next to her, and rushed towards Su Yang and the four-eyed Dao Chang with a greedy face.

"It's the Bliss Alliance Master again!!"

The big war, on the verge of breaking out!!