The Whole Family Went Crazy Listening To My Thoughts, I Was Responsible For Feeding

 “I’ll kill you!” Lu Chaochao jumped up and whipped Emperor Fengdu fiercely.

Emperor Fengdu was extremely tall. When she jumped up, she only hit the opponent's knees.

“You’ve been thinking about rebellion all day, can’t you think of something else?” Lu Chaochao was so angry that he had a headache. He had never seen him so angry before.

"What are you doing if you don't rebel? You're wasting my time!" Emperor Fengdu's face suddenly darkened.

　　I was greeted warmly, but at this moment, I turned around and left.

"Hey, hey, why are you walking? I have something to ask for! I want to borrow something from you..." Lu Chaochao was short and chased after him with his short legs.

 Emperor Fengdu paused.

He raised his eyebrows slightly and lowered his voice: "You want to borrow troops?"

"How much do you want to borrow? Let's agree first. I can lend you the 300,000 Yin soldiers in the underworld. But if you attack the God Realm, you can't attack me!"

“Why don’t you speak? Three hundred thousand is not enough?”

 “I’ll give you another hundred thousand!”

 “You should say something.” Emperor Fengdu was anxious. This man was breathing heavily when he spoke!

"I..." Lu Chaochao opened his mouth, feeling as if his throat was blocked.

“I would like to borrow your past life record to take a look at it...” she said weakly.

Emperor Fengdu looked at her in astonishment, with disbelief in his eyes.

 “It’s not a good thing, what’s so good about the Purana!”

 “Bah, I thought I was going to be beaten!” Emperor Fengdu shook his sleeves in anger.

But when I turned around and saw her standing pitifully and alone on the Huangquan Avenue, I couldn't help but feel soft.

 “If you want to read the Purana, why don’t you come quickly?”

Lu Chaochao smiled shamelessly, holding the corners of Emperor Fengdu's clothes tightly with his big hands.

“I knew you were the best.” Lu Chaochao did not forget to flatter him.

Emperor Fengdu raised his chin slightly and hummed slightly.

"This is Naihe Bridge, and over there is Wangxiang Terrace..." Emperor Fengdu dutifully introduced it to her.

"Is that Meng Po soup? I'm the uncles from Taoyuan Village, I know each other in the morning... Can I go have a bowl?" The little girl pinched the corner of his clothes and couldn't help but speak.

 Emperor Fengdu? ?

“I was thinking that if I rarely come to the underworld, I have to try the specialties of the underworld.” Lu Chaochao smiled sheepishly.

Emperor Fengdu couldn't hold it back and hit her forehead twice with his finger.

Tsk, who dared to knock Chaoyang Sword Master on the head before?

 The four-year-old little Sword Master is really easy to bully!

Since Lu Chaochao came to the underworld, the entire underworld was under martial law instantly, and there were guards everywhere.

 The ghosts stay away from each other.

The person who can be personally welcomed by Emperor Fengdu, God knows what kind of big shot he is.

 But it is definitely not someone they can get close to or come into contact with.

 After all, even when Hanchuan Immortal came to the underworld, he was not treated like this.

"There is something wrong with the underworld." Lu Chaochao stood in mid-air. The sky in the underworld was dark and never saw sunlight, making it look a bit eerie and scary.

Emperor Fengdu glanced at it: "I can't hide it from your eyes."

“The turbid air of the three realms has become more and more intense, and has reached an unbearable point. It begins to invade the underworld. If the ghosts of the underworld absorb too much, they will lose their minds, and the underworld will have a lot more work.”

 “Hey, those high-altitude gods, their desires are never-ending.”

 “Their desires have caused great disaster to the three realms.”

"Chaochao may not be able to hold on for long, and the underworld will close its door forever to protect itself." This was the result of Emperor Fengdu's long thought.

“The gate to the underworld is closed, what should we do with the ghosts of death? Are they allowed to cause chaos above?”

"Chaochao, I am the Great Emperor Fengdu, and I command the underworld. Hundreds of thousands of ghosts are imprisoned in the underworld. I am responsible for the underworld and the three realms. If the turbid air continues to erode the underworld and the underworld is lost, it will cause a catastrophe." Now, I can no longer control the ghost.

 Lu Chaochao sighed faintly.

 “Do you know how the gods deal with turbid air?” Emperor Fengdu brought Chao Chao to the Reincarnation Platform.

"They...heh..." Emperor Fengdu looked disdainful.

"The disaster was caused by them. But they tried to push this to the mortal world and let the mortal world bear everything. There are monks in the spiritual world, the two worlds of demons and demons are not to be messed with, the angry eyes of King Kong in the Buddhist world are not easy to mess with, and there are me and many others in the underworld. Dark soldiers."

“Only in the mortal world, although it is favored by heaven, it is the weakest.”

“How could God, who is so merciful and merciful, do such crazy things?”

“So, he gave the instructions to Mingkong, and Wanjian Sect proposed that the mortal world should bear it.”

Emperor Fengdu could not hide his disdain and contempt on his face, but he could only protect the underworld, but had no right to interfere with the will of God.

 “It’s nothing more than bullying ordinary people without a backer.”

Four-year-old Lu Chaochao walked in front, his voice a bit cold: "Perhaps my rebirth as a mortal is God's will?"

The judge saw Emperor Fengdu personally leading the way. The judge, who had always been impartial and unselfish, also smiled a little at this moment.

 “Bring the book of the past life and let my little friend have a look.”

"Yes." The judge personally took out the past life record and handed it to Lu Chaochao.

Lu Chaochao browsed through it casually and nodded with satisfaction when he saw his father and mother Shouyuan.

“Hey, why don’t my three brothers have records of their past lives?”

The judge glanced at it and said in surprise: "I didn't notice it, but it was all blank. There are only two possibilities in the past life record if there is no record of previous lives."

 “One, it’s a **** who descended to earth to endure calamities, and his past is not allowed to be spied upon.”

“Second, their fate has undergone a huge turn, deviating from their original destiny. Their past and future lives will be affected, and the records of their past lives will be erased.”

Lu Chaochao was startled. Originally, his three brothers died tragically, but now...

The eldest brother is already the best among men, the second brother is a master of one man, and the third brother is the stupidest in the family, but I heard that he is about to win the first prize!

 Presumably, it was their own rebirth that caused them to deviate from their original destiny.

 “What about my unborn brother?”

"He has not been born yet, he is still a fetus, why..." Lu Chaochao frowned as he looked at the Death Record.

 The place belonging to my younger brother was completely dark. She flipped through several pages of the entire Purana, only the page about her younger brother was different.

The judge looked at it for a moment, then handed it to Emperor Fengdu with a heavy expression.

 Emperor Fengdu held the Death Record in his hands, his eyebrows were frivolous and his eyelids twitched slightly.

"This child has not been reincarnated in the past. These three thousand avenues give birth to countless living beings. Of course, evil spirits will also arise."

“Occasionally, when the right time, place, and people are favorable, evil spirits may unintentionally enter reincarnation.”

 “Your brother must be one of them.”

　　"He...maybe he is restless in his stomach, right?"

“In this world, some children are born to repay kindness, and some are born to take revenge.”

　　　“He…is a traitor.”

"Before they are born, deal with them as soon as possible, and I'm afraid they will suffer less. Such children cannot be taught well. They are born evil, bad to the core."

“Furthermore, after abortion, it is best to crush the soul. Otherwise, it will still be reborn in the belly of other people. If it is not properly disciplined, it may bring suffering to the three realms.”

Lu Chaochao murmured in a low voice: "I don't know where I came from, I don't know my past..."

　　　“A rebellious person?”

"Ni Gu? I want to see how hard the bones are. I can break Ni Gu back for him!" Lu Chaochao smiled with a smile on his lips, which made Emperor Fengdu shiver.

 Tsk tsk…

 For Xie Sui, it is probably a mixture of joy and sorrow, right?

 Good news: After wandering for thousands of years, I am finally reincarnated.

 Bad news: Join the Lu Chaochao family to treat the toughest people! (End of chapter)